dontmesswithpluto:

If the government really is spying on my internet usage I hope they like gay fanfiction because that’s what they’re getting

(humoristics gönderdi)

why-not-fabulous:

what am i doing with my life?

(perks-of-being-chinese gönderdi)

phione:

if i pause my music to listen to your audio post it better be fucking good

(Kaynak: genocidersyo, perks-of-being-chinese gönderdi)

breakingbag:

my last words are probably going to be ‘wait what’

(relahvant gönderdi)

okaymad:

*tries to watch 45 minutes episode in 20 minutes*

(Kaynak: okaymad, relahvant gönderdi)

sylvester-calzone:

finally told my parents they’re gay

(Kaynak: hella-420, perks-of-being-chinese gönderdi)

(Kaynak: comedycentral, humoristics gönderdi)

dogalyst:

idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk

(relahvant gönderdi)

blueklectic:

Dear Lord please inject me with Beyoncé’s work ethic and motivation amen

(perks-of-being-chinese gönderdi)

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